He Sank My...Paddleship

What started as a leisurely outing in my iron sidewheeler ended in flames, destruction and much paw-shaking on my end after engaging Col. O'Toole in a bit of a small battle in Port Harbor. It was quite fun actually, and once I have a better handle on maneuvering and discharging the cannon and such, I look forward to doing so again. You may pick up an armed paddleboat for yourself at his home if you should care to do the same.