Friday, May 30, 2008

Finally...You May Tremble in Fear Now

I saw a chance to have a parcel in Caledon Tamrannoch. I met the Guvnah to finalize everything in my neko form. I heard that catgirls make him rather...giddy. It is a wonderful plot, near the rail tracks and hub, with the cavorite mines in view. Those are its pros... The con is being directly across from the Sanitorium. I saw Dr Fourwzy for the first time since my "stay" there. I believe he is the one that needs to be committed as he is a rather gratingly perky soul. How could I have forgotten that? As I see it, he is keeping an eye on me and I am definitely keeping an eye on him...
I am in the construction process, but I feel my build is going rather well. Finally, I have a Caledon lab! You may all tremble in fear now...

Thursday, May 29, 2008


As I stood as the base of the Falcon Tower on SSC's Aether Isle (and no I was not responsible for any demolition that occurred nearby)...And I see Obolensky has constructed a new lab...
I found myself in Victoria City on the amusingly named "Cat Street"...

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Twitchy in a Good Way

During my explorations I decided to visit Caledon Moors where I came upon something that made me grin broadly indeed. Shall we say "cavorite"? Lots and lots of it?My dear God, I have found the motherlode...

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Supply Shopping

I am adjusting my basket as I do a bit of shopping at Mr Kukulcan's shop. What? Even steampunk supervillains need workshop supplies!

I suppose I could've sent a minion, but the last time I did they became nosy and an item got the best of their curiosity and well...let's just say they didn't make it back...

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Megalomaniacal Rants? MOI?

I was rather distressed at having to miss the gathering of my mad scientist and evil genius colleagues in SteamSkyCity this past weekend, but Mr. Volare informed me that I seemed to have won for "Best Manifesto/Rant." I would not say that I "rant". If it seems disturbing or overly long to the other party present, then I suppose that is their perception of what I see as my rather politely discussing my concerns and such. For those of you who have not read my supposed award-winning "rant" for yourself, I have published it in its entirety here:

"I am Dr Malegatto Alter, evil genius supervillain mastermind.

Caledon is a lovely nation. It would be even lovelier if its citizens trembled in fear every time they heard my name. I will take the credit for starting the Great Tamrannoch Asylum Uprising a few months ago as I needed to hurry up and return to my workshop. I did not expect Scary Robbie to go on such a violent rampage. It's amazing what a motivator carrots can be to an oversized pink rabbit.

As for my recent "Minion Incident"? No comment. All that I shall say is that it is hard to find a good minion nowadays. Aspiring to "henchman" status can get an overambitious one in a lot of trouble. I repeat, a LOT of trouble. If you know any good potential minions, do send one my way. I am always looking...

As for my inventions? Do expect to see more in the near future.

As for my plans? Pfft! Like I'd expound upon them here! Do I look crazy to you? No, do not answer that.

I am not called "Evil Tiny Kitty" for nothing!"