Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Just when I thought it had been subdued, let us just say that it "mutated" a bit. This time it took a lead pipe to beat it back down. It seems my latest experiments have gone a bit awry...or did they?I suppose they would make intriguing pets of a sort, if you have your stick nearby, so I offer to you...
And its counterpart...
Friday, September 26, 2008
Are you a tiny scientist who feels like blowing something sky high or creating a few "experiments"? Here is a tiny mad scientist chemistry lab table complete with flasks and test tubes, just for you! It also comes with a flask filled with an unidentifiable liquid for you to hold... Why should prim counts keep you from owning your very own simple Tesla coil-style electrical device? No Victorian, steampunk or retro-tech home or mad scientist/evil genius lab should be without one, don't you think? Comes with touch-controlled sound/volume control.
The better to shock the daylights out of someone, but I would not "necessarily" advocate such a thing...
Thursday, September 25, 2008
I looked up at the portrait of Moriarty--one of my mentors and colleague--and thought about how much I missed him since the Reichenbach incident...
I rubbed my paws together in glee as I got to work. What new creation can I make today?
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
I arrived at the main train station. As the town is on the alert to look out for a tiny kitty, I thought I would visit in my larger neko form instead...I passed the Sheriff's house en route to Harborside...
I walked through its streets, which seem to be home to many of the Baron Wulfenbach's staff, Jagers and emigres. My minion Mr Quan soon joined me, reeking a bit of whale blood from his most recent whaling expedition. He had been concerned at my travelling alone, forgetting that I could take out the whole town if I so pleased...
We were soon met by Dogg Food and his elf, Steelhead's manager Mr Eclipse. We had a rather lively discussion involving "salmon" and Mr Eclipse's ability to make a fruitcake for which "dense" is an understatement. I could use one as a doorstop at the lab. Either that or a secret ingredient for an experiment. It seems possible to do both with it...
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
We carefully picked our way along the old tunnels...
And after dodging moving gears and molten metal somehow ended up in their dance hall...
At one point, I lost Mr Quan among the central field of flowers in the park. *sneezes* I would say our scouting has yielding some interesting finds...
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
We first discussed the matter of their canine sheriff's recent "attack":
Malegatto Alter: Oh, I certainly would not have missed my mark. What a waste of silver bullets.
TotalLunar Eclipse: Well it could have also been a warning to the lycan instead of a missed shot.
Malegatto Alter: I was thinking that, but why squander the chance? I've never understood "warnings." Why would I wish to "warn" you first?
TotalLunar Eclipse: What is the silver now?
Malegatto Alter: The silver? Oh. In my gun? One can never be too careful. Canines about, you know
Tensai Hilra: O.O
Malegatto Alter: Well now, you didn't think I'd come somewhere with a lycan sheriff and not have protection do you?
I did find a bit of a like mind in the genius that is Miss Hilra:
Malegatto Alter: They do not understand geniuses like us, Miss Hilra
Tensai Hilra: quite
Malegatto Alter: I expect to come home to the Lab being burned to the ground at any time. Is it my fault that they have no vision?
Cato Quan: They will learn to bow to your glory and genius, Doctor! How you will chortle then, dispensing justice as they cower!!!
Tensai Hilra: yes... people and their torches
Malegatto Alter: Idiots!
TotalLunar Eclipse: I thought that was a rather healthy looking mob last time dear.
Malegatto Alter: Oh dear, you had a mob?
TotalLunar Eclipse: They came for butter.
Cato Quan: Seems to me...we can help ya out by taking that silver off your hands, away from the reach of your would-be assassin. Off-site storage...
Tensai Hilra: I think the silver is quite well secured
TotalLunar Eclipse: Although that's a kind gesture it remains safe where we have it categorized and stored.
Malegatto Alter: For now
Cato Quan: Where's that, now? Got a Landmark?
Tensai Hilra: yea, 25, 32, 200000000
For now, as much as I would like to have destroyed an edifice or two or three, I have agreed not to attack Steelhead or its citizens for the duration of the lycan's investigation. Pfft! At least that is what they think. Feline is so open to interpretation. That is the beauty of the language. Ha!
Friday, September 12, 2008
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
...And I equally dislike just about everyone.
My actions and adventures are my own and my stories to tell. If you do not like it? See the above statement.
You are all welcome to be my sub-minions...Have a good day.
Monday, September 8, 2008
He prostrated himself low before me and explained the situation...He had met a vampyr queen, who had invited him to her palace and fed him kibble. He was not turned, he explained. He held up a vial of wormwood potion and showed me his teeth. "See? They have returned to normal." My eyes narrowed and my hand stayed on the hawthorn stake concealed by the folds of my skirts...
I welcomed her Grace Kiralette Kelley to the Lab to tell me her side of the story. According to the Duchess, Mr Quan is a great source of comfort to her and a friend, and when she leaned over to pick him up, he lightly nipped her. Chagrined at his actions, he tried to lick her wound clean afterwards. She implored me not to harm him. I looked at both felines with concern. Her Grace is now unable to control her shapeshifting and after the nip, she was disoriented and hungry, and God only knows if Mr Quan still has this vampyric virus still running through his veins. I hoped that it was a virus that would pass, but I have doubts. I have consulted Dr Mason for his medical advice, as I do so hate concocting supernatural preventative medicines and antidotes. I can assure you that it has nothing to do with his family curse in any way. In the meantime, I shall have my stake and sword at the ready as I have found that holy water only serves to make the vampires rather...angry. Now that is a story for another time.
As for Mr Quan, if I must put him down, I am sad to say that I will do so without hesitation...
Monday, September 1, 2008
I shall not chastise him today. He is a bold one, that feline...