You know that character in Jane Austen novels? The one who is silly and naive--an innocent who is ever-so-slightly daft? Well, that is my twin sister Prudence ("Muffy") in a nutshell.
My favorite Muffy-isms:
"Oh, Malegatto...but did you REALLY have to eliminate them?"
"Malegatto, you should settle down and find a nice, handsome, respectable tom to have kittens with. I know a nice stripey fellow for you, and I know how much you like golden eyes..."
"I picked some flowers today! They were so pink and yellow. I like yellow. I saw a pony and a rainbow and fluffy clouds!"
"Malegatto, minions are people too!"
"Do you have to take over the world today? Here, have a cupcake."
Muffy: "But does the automaton thingie NEED to destroy things?"
Muffy: "Not the pretty ponies!"
Me: "DEFINITELY the pretty ponies!"