Saturday, June 20, 2009

Ask ETK: Garden Gnome Attacks

Dear Evil Tiny Kitty,

I am having a problem with Scout again. Why does she keep attacking my garden gnome and breaking it?


Dear Broken,

'Tis a garden gnome.

May I help her?? PLEASE?

If you have any RL kitty questions you would like answered, feel free to send them to me inworld or at malegatto[at] and I shall enlighten you a bit from a cat's point of view! I also accept pictures of them to feature as well.


Mahala Roviana said...

Garden gnomes are of teh evil.

Evil Tiny Kitty said...

Yes, they ARE!

I have been saying that for forever, but no, no one wants to believe me.

Rhianon Jameson said...

Garden gnomes pretend to be inanimate, but actually walk about at night, creating mischief, breaking into cars, and smoking cigarettes - you can see the butts on your front walk in the morning.

It's possible I have them confused with teenagers, but I don't think so.