A Harrowing Evening

I am usually a bit more careful, so I do not know how the explosion happened or how smoke came to be billowing out of the Caledon Tam lab...
But the next thing I knew I found myself lying on a table at Caledon Regency Hospital. I have no idea how the minions got me there, but they had instructions to do so in case I could not tend to myself. I do not trust most crackpot quack doctors out there to treat me, but if I have to pick one, at least Dr. Mason is familiar with dealing with mechanical parts. I became quite feverish and in addition to my raving and ranting about my parents and minions, I am quite sure that I promised to kill him... However, my senses are quite keen and I could have sworn that at one point there were two Dr. Masons present. The other told me his name was "Marcus". Could I have been hallucinating in my delirium? The last thing I remember before closing my eyes was looking up and seeing the Doctor standing over me, singing a song in an eastern Feline dialect to calm me...
For what it was worth, upon my waking in the morning much improved, I was brought fresh salmon for my breakfast. A good medical institution indeed! Now, where are those minions? *narrows eyes*

Evil Kitty of the Week: They Come in Threes

Yes! I am clapping my paws with glee thinking about the unsuspecting humans!


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ETK Labs Warehouse is Complete!

The minions did a good job on the Port Harbor warehouse complex. Well, they better have. I am rather pleased and much craziness will follow in the coming future. Your safety can not necessarily be assured (fire, experiments, and other assorted unforeseen side effects) and "accidents" do happen. How they wrested the giant squiddy thing from the Lab to its new home, I would rather not know. Come to think of it...where is Minion #18?
I believe visitors will find the complex most interesting with glimpses of unusual things...Well, I had to store my Tock Lobster somewhere...

Let the Building Begin...Hold the Seals Please

I arrived at Port Harbor and thought "What lovely architecture" at the view from its teleport point. It will be interesting to see what my neighbors will construct. I wonder if they will be using minions as well. And there is no truth to the rumors that I pushed a minion off of the roof. He, well, slipped...I found a few seals underneath the pier near my lot. The Elf told me that I was not to a) eat them, b) use them for my latest experiments or c) eat them.

Port Harbor Has Arrived...Moving Shall Commence

I heard the news that Port Harbor was indeed here and rushed over to see it upon its arrival...
I stood atop a precipice overlooking Steelhead's other sims with other excited citizens...Time to pack up some things here at the Lab. Finally, a place to store my...well, you shall just have to see, now won't you? On to Port Harbor!

Oh No, HYU Schot Op...

I believe the Baron adds a lot to the Steelhead community in quite a positive way, but after very rudely being told by a jager to "schot op" last night in Steelhead's main chat, I should like to tell him something that he once told me in a comment in this aethernet journal:

"I would request that you rein in your minions. Let me put it to you in a way more designed to appeal to one of your ambitions: They are making you look bad."

Mine might try the occasional elfnapping, but is never mean-spirited and so impolite as to deign to speak to others like that in such a public forum. I held my tongue last night, but can not promise such in the future.

Oh My Yes...A Tock Lobster

I was a bit hungry when I created this...It is the beginnings of a tock lobster automaton of sorts and is quite a work in progress. What does it do? Wouldn't you like to know? Oh, and this is the small one. In the meanwhile, I shall leave you with this fantastic strip from the comic papers. I laughed as it is a scenario I know all too well.