Have you ever wanted to be a part of something big? Well, here's your chance! Evil Tiny Kitty Enterprises is newly created company serving Caledon and in need of an experienced Minion.
My ideal candidate(s) will be motivated, detail-oriented, discreet, mayhem-loving, conscience-lacking professionals who can use their evil instincts to help forward ETK Enterprise's goals. Backtalk, idiotic behavior, and undermining of the CEO's wishes will NOT be tolerated. I repeat, NOT tolerated.
Responsibilities:
-- Assist in evil roleplaying schemes
-- Laugh maniacally on cue
-- Have basic building skills beyond "I can rez a box"
-- Must own at least one firearm and know how to use it
-- Be willing to discreetly dispatch "competitors" and "do-gooders"
-- Scripting experience a PLUS!
Minimal time commitment. Opportunities for advancement (henchman, enforcer, etc.) available! Sycophants more than welcome to apply.
Send your resume on notecards inworld to Malegatto Alter or via aethernet email to malegatto(at)gmail.com
Make them interesting! Resumes will be posted here!
Contact me today! Start your career in evil tomorrow!
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Good minions are SO hard to find these days. I usually end up building them myself. Then they either break down, wander off, go berzerk or get blown up in a failed lab experiment. Such is life...
Eh, I had a berserker mechanical minion once. The CAT 9000...
It was most certainly not a good experience. I shall stick to flesh and bone, at least with those I can...oh nevermind.
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