Tomorrow, do come out as I shall be The Elf was so kind as to recite it for me last year. I shall spare him this time. For those of you who would like to follow along, I am reprinting my lyrics here:
The 12 Days of Steampunk Mad Scientist Christmas
by Malegatto Alter
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...a tock lobster in the warehouse
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...two Tesla coils
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...three brass cogs
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...four rubber gloves
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...FIVE BIG AIRSHIPS!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...six mobs a yelling
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...seven folks a screaming
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...eight rats a running
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...nine minions missing
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...ten labs a burning
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...eleven beakers bubbling
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...twelve diff'rence engines
And for the fun of it, my version of "The Christmas Song"...
"Minions falling into an open fire
Police breaking down your door...
Brass robots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to beep tonight..."
Yes Cato, there really is a Santa Claws. See you all tomorrow.
2 comments:
That gives me such a warm holiday glow...well, either the poems or the third glass of eggnog. Either way, I'm entirely filled with the spirits of the season.
Wonderful! And with Rage Against The Machine currently our Xmas No !, things are looking better and better :)
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