Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Such Slander!

I shall say in advance...Mr Quan, stand down. Do not call in the rest of the Kitty Warrior-Monks quite yet.

About a week ago, my spy network had informed me that my name was bandied about in the recent attempt on the life of the lycan sheriff of Steelhead, a Mr. Fuzzball Ortega. I thought Ortega was the obsession of Mr Barthelmess, who has been rather unsuccessful, I might say. Although he is now an ambassador to Steeltopia? Brilliant move sir. *cackles* Of course, I sat down at my desk, fired off a rather irate letter and had it couriered to Steelhead post-haste:I know about that infernal evil genius/villain list, but who is this Purdie Uggla, who has dared to mock me and has now landed themselves on my list? So much fuss over a mangy shapeshifting canine! Do I need to make a visit to this Steelhead soon? I am not called evil tiny kitty for nothing! *eyes narrow*

Mr Quan, we have a few preparations in our future...


Fuzzball Ortega said...

A representative of Steelhead, Miss Tensai Hilra, will be awaiting for your visit, and would be more than happy to give a......scenic tour of the entire city.

Baron K. Wulfenbach said...

Fraulein Alter,

As witness to a kidnapping attempt of incredible incompetence, as a concerned citizen I would request that you rein in your minions. Let me put it to you in a way more designed to appeal to one of your ambitions: They are making you look bad.


Klaus Wulfenbach

Cato Quan said...

Mr Wolfenbach. The recent attempt to liberate Mr Lunar was entirely my construct, and no doings of the Good doctor's. It has nothing to do with your dramas, and is related to the state of affairs in New Toulouse. Your nosiness and interference in my affairs have been noted, and will not soon be forgotten.

Evil Tiny Kitty said...

Mr Quan, what have you done this time??