About a week ago, my spy network had informed me that my name was bandied about in the recent attempt on the life of the lycan sheriff of Steelhead, a Mr. Fuzzball Ortega. I thought Ortega was the obsession of Mr Barthelmess, who has been rather unsuccessful, I might say. Although he is now an ambassador to Steeltopia? Brilliant move sir. *cackles* Of course, I sat down at my desk, fired off a rather irate letter and had it couriered to Steelhead post-haste:
I know about that infernal evil genius/villain list, but who is this Purdie Uggla, who has dared to mock me and has now landed themselves on my list? So much fuss over a mangy shapeshifting canine! Do I need to make a visit to this Steelhead soon? I am not called evil tiny kitty for nothing! *eyes narrow*Mr Quan, we have a few preparations in our future...
