I was rather distressed at having to miss the gathering of my mad scientist and evil genius colleagues in SteamSkyCity this past weekend, but Mr. Volare informed me that I seemed to have won for "Best Manifesto/Rant." I would not say that I "rant". If it seems disturbing or overly long to the other party present, then I suppose that is
their perception of what I see as my rather politely discussing my concerns and such. For those of you who have not read my supposed award-winning "rant" for yourself, I have published it in its entirety here:
"I am Dr Malegatto Alter, evil genius supervillain mastermind.
Caledon is a lovely nation. It would be even lovelier if its citizens trembled in fear every time they heard my name. I will take the credit for starting the Great Tamrannoch Asylum Uprising a few months ago as I needed to hurry up and return to my workshop. I did not expect Scary Robbie to go on such a violent rampage. It's amazing what a motivator carrots can be to an oversized pink rabbit.
As for my recent "Minion Incident"? No comment. All that I shall say is that it is hard to find a good minion nowadays. Aspiring to "henchman" status can get an overambitious one in a lot of trouble. I repeat, a LOT of trouble. If you know any good potential minions, do send one my way. I am always looking...
As for my inventions? Do expect to see more in the near future.
As for my plans? Pfft! Like I'd expound upon them here! Do I look crazy to you? No, do not answer that.
I am not called "Evil Tiny Kitty" for nothing!"
The con is being directly across from the Sanitorium. I saw Dr Fourwzy for the first time since my "stay" there. I believe he is the one that needs to be committed as he is a rather gratingly perky soul. How could I have forgotten that? As I see it, he is keeping an eye on me and I am definitely keeping an eye on him...
I am in the construction process, but I feel my build is going rather well. Finally, I have a Caledon lab! You may all tremble in fear now...
And I see Obolensky has constructed a new lab...
I found myself in Victoria City on the amusingly named "Cat Street"...
My dear God, I have found the motherlode...
I was rather distressed at having to miss the gathering of my mad scientist and evil genius colleagues in SteamSkyCity this past weekend, but Mr. Volare informed me that I seemed to have won for "Best Manifesto/Rant." I would not say that I "rant". If it seems disturbing or overly long to the other party present, then I suppose that is their perception of what I see as my rather politely discussing my concerns and such. For those of you who have not read my supposed award-winning "rant" for yourself, I have published it in its entirety here:
