Malegatto the Mystery Cat

It seems my reputation is spreading and I posed for Miss June Wozniak's collection of photographs representing the poems from T.S. Eliot's Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats. For some reason, many folks seemed to think I was perfect to represent the "Napoleon of Crime" Macavity the Mystery Cat.

"Macavity's a Mystery Cat: he's called the Hidden Paw--
For he's the master criminal who can defy the Law.
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair:
For when they reach the scene of crime--Macavity's not there!"

Oh my...

How ever could folks think such a thing of me? *snickers*

A Meeting of Like Minds

I finally had a chance to meet the delightfully evil Zabrina McMahon. She told me that do-gooder Zoe Connolly was her twin. How unfortunate for her...Zabrina, that is. We thought we'd visit the Gallery of Unappreciated Genius on the South corridor of SteamSkyCity...Ah, there I am...between that Hax chap and a Doctor Mason. I have heard about the good doctor before. Ah, and Mr. Volare counts himself among us as well? Hmm...
Zabrina and I discussed many things, including carving up Caledon for ourselves, minion recruitment, being "misunderstood" and other general nefarious thoughts that only another evil genius would have. I will admit to a bit of distraction. Come here, little mousie...
I decided to do a random hub hop and ended up in Regency where I stopped by a gallery, my breath arrested. There was a portrait of a most handsome kitty gent. *sighs dreamily* Look how he is holding the bird...he isn't even trying to eat it or anything!

Minions Wanted

Have you ever wanted to be a part of something big? Well, here's your chance! Evil Tiny Kitty Enterprises is newly created company serving Caledon and in need of an experienced Minion.

My ideal candidate(s) will be motivated, detail-oriented, discreet, mayhem-loving, conscience-lacking professionals who can use their evil instincts to help forward ETK Enterprise's goals. Backtalk, idiotic behavior, and undermining of the CEO's wishes will NOT be tolerated. I repeat, NOT tolerated.

Responsibilities:
-- Assist in evil roleplaying schemes
-- Laugh maniacally on cue
-- Have basic building skills beyond "I can rez a box"
-- Must own at least one firearm and know how to use it
-- Be willing to discreetly dispatch "competitors" and "do-gooders"
-- Scripting experience a PLUS!

Minimal time commitment. Opportunities for advancement (henchman, enforcer, etc.) available! Sycophants more than welcome to apply.

Send your resume on notecards inworld to Malegatto Alter or via aethernet email to malegatto(at)gmail.com
Make them interesting! Resumes will be posted here!

Contact me today! Start your career in evil tomorrow!

Calling All of My Evil Colleagues!

Miss Fogwoman Gray put out the most interesting announcement recently:

"With the reopening of Unnatural Selections Labs in SteamSkyCity, there is now a Gallery of Unappreciated Genius. This will help introduce Caledon and her visitors to our wealth of Misunderstood Scientists and Inventors.....

Please provide me with a suitably menacing photograph and a notecard describing your brilliant plans, revolutionary inventions or just creatively worded threats against the society that has wronged you......
If I get enough "interesting" photos I will also be doing an exhibit "Evil can be sexy" but do send a PG one as well for the gallery.

Unnatural Selections Labs and Gallery of Unappreciated Genius is located next to the Giant Robot Head in SSC on the Southern passage. Feel free to shoot out the windows while visiting...but keep fingers out of the Vorpal hutches...."

Oh, shoot out the windows I shall do indeed.