Parcel Rights for Sale to the Caledon Lab--SOLD

**SOLD. Thank you for your interest!**

I have given it much thought and have decided to sell the rental rights to my lab in Caledon Tamrannoch.

It is a 1024 parcel, single prim supporting 234 prims. You would continue to pay rent to Desmond Shang at 375L/wk (1500L/month). I originally paid 10K for it a year and a half ago, but I will ask for only 2000L or best offer.

It is somewhat close to the hub and the Sanitorium is behind you, in case things get a little crazy. Do feel free to contact me if you are interested. It is located here if you would like to take a look:

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Caledon%20Tamrannoch/154/81/22

Spring for an Evil Kitty

Ah, Spring. A time of renewal. Flowers and trees and sunshine and such. As I reclined on the grass in front of the Lab, such fanciful thoughts went through my mind...
The sky was a lovely shade of blue and it was easy to pick out shapes in the clouds: knives, beakers, severed feet and whatnot. I even saw someone flying by in their air vehicle...I shall have to remember not to touch that particular power line again. I suppose the twitching will stop soon...perhaps...

An Even Bigger Problem...

Oh...dear...God...

I took a short trip to Babbage and upon my return found that the mutated squiddy thing mutated yet again...Once I determined that it would not eat me (good) or my neighbors (a pity), I was able to focus on other matters. In the spirit of the autumn season, I have set out a few pumpkins. If anything, I hope they will distract folks from the huge tentacle-y thing that seems to like being in my front yard...

Tamrannoch Sights

I thought I would take a walk around the neighborhood, as there were no neighbors present to say anything innocuous to me. Who knew Tamrannoch had such...unusual sights to see? On Mr Hassanov's property, a steam mammoth, with an air vehicle caught in its tusks...Intriguing...that axe could come in handy...Hatshepsut is here in Tam? Ahhh...a female as ambitious as I am! Power! Glory! Ruling it all! *cackles* That gives me an idea actually...

Ooo...A Visitor!

DrBob Margulies stopped by for a brief visit. I dropped him through the trap door...

"Oops?"

An Invitation to Evil

Dr Darien Mason stopped through the Lab tonight. It was so nice to finally meet him in person as we have corresponded via our aethernet journals for quite some time now. We talked rather nonstop, about the evils of the world, the state of mad and evil geniuses here in Caledon and in other 19th c. sims, and of personal evils. He seems rather conflicted to me. He gleefully loves the vices and perks that go with being bad, but is unwilling to embrace it. Liberate yourself Doctor...revel in it and you'll be free. Ah, you humans and your "issues"...Later, Mr Quan stopped by in his rather strikingly dashing neko form *mews*. He suggested that we test the smasher's possibility to fuel a time portal and make an excursion into the past. Ah, I think that kitty should be promoted to "assistant/bodyguard" as "henchman/minion" doesn't seem quite fitting...

The Great Cavorite-Smasher Experiment

When I chose my location so close to the mine, it was for quite a singular purpose: to be able to procure raw materials for my cavorite-smasher. It is its own self-contained energy source, and what keeps the electrical equipment running on the parcel. Oh good, Mr Quan put a fresh supply in the bin and bolted it down again. Hmm...I need to tweak the pipe from the water tower--just in case...As Mr Quan could tell you, making sure the cavorite-smasher's levels are normal is highly important, as is checking the transformer's as well. Ha, no need to be alarmed by all of the green lights coming from the Lab last night! The situation was quickly brought under control...

I Just Might Keep Him Around...

Sat down with Mr Quan today to discuss his qualifications. He can build, was trained in the Way of the War-Kitty, is rather quick-witted and seems to share my glee for inventing and mayhem. I told him that if he doublecrosses me I will drop him into the deepest depths on the Grid...While giving Mr Quan a tour of the premises, including the cavorite-smasher and its energy core, Dr Fourwzy asked for a favor. Mr Quan donned his metal claws just in case I needed protection, but he just needed a photo in front of the Sanitorium, which Mr Quan took ("I had him in mouselook ready to attack so it was easy!" he said). When he offered compensation, my clever ass't requested a formal notice of apology to me for my unnecessary "stay" as a political prisoner of sorts. Dr Fourwzy hastily wrote it out and gave it to me...It is as follows, straight from Old Fourwzy's hand:

To whom it may concern:

As the proprieter of the Tamrannoch Sanitorium it is my duty to inform you the reader that the bearer of this card, one Malegatto Alter, was held briefly in my facility due entirely to a cultural misunderstanding with a powerful Caledonian magistrate whom I will refrain from naming.

She was found to be no less sane than any other Caledonian, and released into her own custody forthwith.

It should be further noted that here at the Caledon Asylum, our goal to serve and treat the island nation's aproximately 17 thousand criminally insane residents, by its very nature is forced to cast a rather wide net, we occasionally wind up holding for observation one or two of the country's 3 or 4 hundred sane people.

Thank you for your indulgence.
Dr Fourway Forwzy

I'll overlook the fact that I was not released, but escaped from, that infernal place, but for now I have called a temporary truce and removed the device I had installed there just before the Uprising. Now how's that for a productive first day on the job? I just might keep him around indeed...

Politely Rude

Another neighbor came near to me when the lot was empty and I was standing there with a friend discussing construction methods. "What are you doing here? No, I'm curious, really. What are you DOING here?" she asked.

"Minding my business, what about you?" I wanted to badly tell the nosy woman. I decided to hold my tongue as I'm too busy getting settled in to deal with a pitchfork-wielding mob right now. I shall add her to my "list".

In the meantime, she inspired me to construct a sturdy wall around the parcel...

Finally...You May Tremble in Fear Now

I saw a chance to have a parcel in Caledon Tamrannoch. I met the Guvnah to finalize everything in my neko form. I heard that catgirls make him rather...giddy. It is a wonderful plot, near the rail tracks and hub, with the cavorite mines in view. Those are its pros... The con is being directly across from the Sanitorium. I saw Dr Fourwzy for the first time since my "stay" there. I believe he is the one that needs to be committed as he is a rather gratingly perky soul. How could I have forgotten that? As I see it, he is keeping an eye on me and I am definitely keeping an eye on him...
I am in the construction process, but I feel my build is going rather well. Finally, I have a Caledon lab! You may all tremble in fear now...