Tuesday, September 30, 2008

A Musick Deep Within

I work silently in my lab. There is the bubbling of liquids, the clanking of tools against metal...all music to my ears. Something deep within me drives me to create. Cogs and pistons, brass and iron. The melody of invention and progress with science as its harmony...I can hear it as clear as a symphony. The kitty revolution will not be telegraphed...

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Squiddy & Biomech Things in a Barrel

Mr Quan had brought me some dinner--fresh squid he caught during his recent whaling run. A piece fell into a barrel of chemicals I had nearby and well...I had to grab a stick and beat it back a bit...
Just when I thought it had been subdued, let us just say that it "mutated" a bit. This time it took a lead pipe to beat it back down. It seems my latest experiments have gone a bit awry...or did they?I suppose they would make intriguing pets of a sort, if you have your stick nearby, so I offer to you...
And its counterpart...

Friday, September 26, 2008

ETK New Releases: Tiny Mad Scientist's Chemistry Lab and 2-Prim Tesla-style Coil

Evil Tiny Kitty Laboratories has released two new products for your perusal...

Are you a tiny scientist who feels like blowing something sky high or creating a few "experiments"? Here is a tiny mad scientist chemistry lab table complete with flasks and test tubes, just for you! It also comes with a flask filled with an unidentifiable liquid for you to hold... Why should prim counts keep you from owning your very own simple Tesla coil-style electrical device? No Victorian, steampunk or retro-tech home or mad scientist/evil genius lab should be without one, don't you think? Comes with touch-controlled sound/volume control.

The better to shock the daylights out of someone, but I would not "necessarily" advocate such a thing...

Thursday, September 25, 2008

A Day at the Lab...

I thought I would get some work done at the Lab today...First, the creature in the crate got riled up again. I kicked the crate and told it to pipe down its ruckus!
I looked up at the portrait of Moriarty--one of my mentors and colleague--and thought about how much I missed him since the Reichenbach incident...
I rubbed my paws together in glee as I got to work. What new creation can I make today?

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Scouting Out Caledon Downs

I visited the Steampunk Resource Centre in Caledon Downs today. Lovely place. Gave me ideas of other places to expand the organization...Afterwards, I had a closer look at the clock tower. Upon discovering its Tesla coil atop it, I purred with delight with every crackle. What are these Caledonians up to? Does this tower serve another purpose? But alas, I could not alight upon it to have a closer inspection of its inner workings...Clever.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Sightseeing in Steelhead

In the spirit of the current non-aggression pact, I thought that perhaps I would explore Steelhead City and Harborside a bit today for some sightseeing and not to destroy it. *sighs*

I arrived at the main train station. As the town is on the alert to look out for a tiny kitty, I thought I would visit in my larger neko form instead...I passed the Sheriff's house en route to Harborside...
I walked through its streets, which seem to be home to many of the Baron Wulfenbach's staff, Jagers and emigres. My minion Mr Quan soon joined me, reeking a bit of whale blood from his most recent whaling expedition. He had been concerned at my travelling alone, forgetting that I could take out the whole town if I so pleased...
We were soon met by Dogg Food and his elf, Steelhead's manager Mr Eclipse. We had a rather lively discussion involving "salmon" and Mr Eclipse's ability to make a fruitcake for which "dense" is an understatement. I could use one as a doorstop at the lab. Either that or a secret ingredient for an experiment. It seems possible to do both with it...

Sunday, September 21, 2008

At the Aerodrome

I took a flight around the Firth of Caledon and landed at the Connolly Aerodrome. I do swear I shall rain fire and more upon this place, you mark my words!