Mr Volare's Big Brass Ball

Oh, do go on and laugh and the tongue-in-cheek name of his new Tuesday party in Steam SkyCity, but it was rather fun. Even evil tiny kitties have to take a break from labwork and creations from time to time...

Explorations

As I stood as the base of the Falcon Tower on SSC's Aether Isle (and no I was not responsible for any demolition that occurred nearby)...And I see Obolensky has constructed a new lab...
I found myself in Victoria City on the amusingly named "Cat Street"...

Megalomaniacal Rants? MOI?

I was rather distressed at having to miss the gathering of my mad scientist and evil genius colleagues in SteamSkyCity this past weekend, but Mr. Volare informed me that I seemed to have won for "Best Manifesto/Rant." I would not say that I "rant". If it seems disturbing or overly long to the other party present, then I suppose that is their perception of what I see as my rather politely discussing my concerns and such. For those of you who have not read my supposed award-winning "rant" for yourself, I have published it in its entirety here:

"I am Dr Malegatto Alter, evil genius supervillain mastermind.

Caledon is a lovely nation. It would be even lovelier if its citizens trembled in fear every time they heard my name. I will take the credit for starting the Great Tamrannoch Asylum Uprising a few months ago as I needed to hurry up and return to my workshop. I did not expect Scary Robbie to go on such a violent rampage. It's amazing what a motivator carrots can be to an oversized pink rabbit.

As for my recent "Minion Incident"? No comment. All that I shall say is that it is hard to find a good minion nowadays. Aspiring to "henchman" status can get an overambitious one in a lot of trouble. I repeat, a LOT of trouble. If you know any good potential minions, do send one my way. I am always looking...

As for my inventions? Do expect to see more in the near future.

As for my plans? Pfft! Like I'd expound upon them here! Do I look crazy to you? No, do not answer that.

I am not called "Evil Tiny Kitty" for nothing!"

A Meeting of Like Minds

I finally had a chance to meet the delightfully evil Zabrina McMahon. She told me that do-gooder Zoe Connolly was her twin. How unfortunate for her...Zabrina, that is. We thought we'd visit the Gallery of Unappreciated Genius on the South corridor of SteamSkyCity...Ah, there I am...between that Hax chap and a Doctor Mason. I have heard about the good doctor before. Ah, and Mr. Volare counts himself among us as well? Hmm...
Zabrina and I discussed many things, including carving up Caledon for ourselves, minion recruitment, being "misunderstood" and other general nefarious thoughts that only another evil genius would have. I will admit to a bit of distraction. Come here, little mousie...
I decided to do a random hub hop and ended up in Regency where I stopped by a gallery, my breath arrested. There was a portrait of a most handsome kitty gent. *sighs dreamily* Look how he is holding the bird...he isn't even trying to eat it or anything!

Calling All of My Evil Colleagues!

Miss Fogwoman Gray put out the most interesting announcement recently:

"With the reopening of Unnatural Selections Labs in SteamSkyCity, there is now a Gallery of Unappreciated Genius. This will help introduce Caledon and her visitors to our wealth of Misunderstood Scientists and Inventors.....

Please provide me with a suitably menacing photograph and a notecard describing your brilliant plans, revolutionary inventions or just creatively worded threats against the society that has wronged you......
If I get enough "interesting" photos I will also be doing an exhibit "Evil can be sexy" but do send a PG one as well for the gallery.

Unnatural Selections Labs and Gallery of Unappreciated Genius is located next to the Giant Robot Head in SSC on the Southern passage. Feel free to shoot out the windows while visiting...but keep fingers out of the Vorpal hutches...."

Oh, shoot out the windows I shall do indeed.