Ask ETK:

Dear Evil Tiny Kitty,

Why does Scout pull my textbooks into her litterbox? And why does she try to remove the insulation from my air conditioning?

Signed, Two Seconds From Screaming

Dear Two Seconds From Screaming,

It is because she can.

And from what I can see from this photo, you didn't need those textbooks anyway as it seems she is the one really doing the work!

If you have any RL kitty questions you would like answered, feel free to send them to me inworld or at malegatto[at]gmail.com and I shall enlighten you a bit from a cat's point of view! I also accept pictures of them to feature as well.

Evil Kitty of the Week: Um...

I personally do not know how the tiny sparkly ponies will help? Perhaps irritate them to death?

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Special Delivery

Oh my! My package finally arrived! *claps with glee*

That more than makes up for all of the mud and waterlogged catnip after the recent flood.

Evil Kitty of the Week: What the...???

Oh my...how did this cinematic masterpiece from the port city of Hong Kong get in here? Could it be the superb acting? The gratuitous violence? Fish as props? A part of me could not stop laughing. The other part? Well, it wishes to see it now...

Under the Warehouse Waters...

I set out some trained guardian Steelhead trout in the waters beneath the warehouse...Only to realize that the squiddy things are multiplying...

A PSA from the ETK

In the spirit of St. Patrick's Day, a happy one to you and friends don't let friends drive airships and horseless carriages drunk!

I Shall Be Feasting Forever...

I have only this one thing to say: "KITTY HEAVEN IS LOCATED IN STEELHEAD!"

Besides the lovely tastiness, they give gifts first when you touch them. Really. No, I have not had another lab accident. The Steelhead Tour is going on and there are fishies everywhere...even fish ladders. I shall collect and eat them ALL! Might want to come to Steelhead and beat me to them if you want the gifts too!

Cato as The Elf...

I finally received proof of my minion's shenanigans the other week as he impersonated The Elf...*sighs*

Sim Managers in a Jar...Cloning Gone Wrong for FREE

I have been putting my failed experiments in jars. The Elf, with his copious mane, made it easy enough to find a strand to use for my genetic experiments as God knows, strands of white hair are everywhere in Steelhead. As part of the Grand Tour of Steelhead, I have set out "Lunar in a Jar". When one touches it, it says four different sayings of his. You may pick it up for free--yes FREE--at my warehouse shop in Steelhead Port Harbor on the pier...And remember the other week when I took a swipe at Caledon's Guvnah Desmond Shang? You can have your very own "Guvnah in a Jar" as well! Like The Elf's, it says four different sayings of his upon being touched, my favorite being "Did someone say 'catgirl'?" You may find Guvnah Shang's jar at my lab in Caledon Tamrannoch...

Evil Kitty of the Week: A Bit of a Peek

Since it is Friday the 13th after all, I shall be magnanimous today. This is not quite "evil" as I believe give a bit of a peek into things we really think:

Will Power, Will Power, Will Power...

Last night I looked up and there it was. I whispered to myself "Oh no..."
Everything felt warm for a few moments as I lay on the roof of the warehouse. I pulled out my hairpins, my hair falling freely for once. I ran a tongue along my longer fangs and then it hit...I jumped down gracefully from the roof, landing on the pier below. I laughed at the utter ease of it. Everything was a blur as I ran through the town at a pace that exhilarated me. I was faster and stronger--words can not truly describe the feeling of running on pure instinct. My thoughts then started to come by in flashes...rushed, angry, more incoherent. I paused at some places...
Thinking both "No", "Yes" and "Next time" as my senses tried to overtake me...I heard something the Sheriff told me in my mind like a far-off echo, about "will power" and "controlling the beast". I knew then that I had to get to the warehouse. I do not remember the rest of the evening. Awaking with the dawn, I got up from where I had curled up in a ball on the floor and groggily made my way outside. As I surveyed the scattered pieces of my poor tock lobster, it seems that I made it back indeed.

I shall get my tools now...

Evil Kitty of the Week: Love Taps

I would not have been able to resist either...